Awards shows are television's original version of "reality" fairy tale. Celebrities dressed in shimmering gowns are escorted by distinguished gentlemen across a red carpet into a crystal ball room where glass slippers and marriage proposals await the hopeful. Substitute golden statuettes for glass slippers and mega-film contracts for marriage proposals and you have the American version of a night at the ball.
The 70th Golden Globes airs tonight on NBC at 8 Eastern Time, 5 Pacific Time. The Golden Globes are considered the lead in to the major award shows. However, of the Academy Awards may make the Globes feel like always a "bridesmaid" and never the "bride".
However, the Globes are certainly more entertaining even if not as prestigious as the Oscars. Why?
First, the Globes break the categories apart so that romantic comedies are not competing with pulitzer prize winning dramas. Its just a fairer system and creates more awards.
Second, the Globes include television and film. It brings together stars from big screen and small screen. It is as star studded an event as will take place all year. The numerous categories help it move more quickly with less filler.
Third and most important, liquor. Yes you heard me, the Globes are a dinner awards party so many of the stars are a few drinks in when they take the podium. Anything seems to go at the Globes. Take last year for example. George Clooney ribbed Michael Fassbender (who went full frontal, full side all and full rear all for the movie Shame) about his sizable manhood in front of the considerably sized Globe audience.
Add to all of this Hollywood mayhem the hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and the street crews may be cleaning up at the intersection of Wilshire and Santa Monica Boulevard for a week.
So as I sip my half caf at the local Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on San Vincente, I will make my picks and predictions for the film categories of the Globes.
Best Drama Nominees
"Argo"
"Django Unchained"
"Life of Pi"
"Lincoln"
"Zero Dark Thirty"
There is no clear frontrunner here. I am going to go with Affleck's brilliant mixture of history, drama and comedy in Argo. I hope the Hollywood Foreign press will as well.
My Choice: Argo
My Globe Prediction: Argo
Best Musical/Comedy Nominees
"The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel"
"Les Miserables"
"Moonrise Kindgom"
"Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
"Silver Linings Playbook"
This comes down to epic musical Les Miserables and brilliantly relevant comedy Silver Linings Playbook. An excellent film Moonrise Kingdom picks a bad year to come out.
My Choice: Silver Linings Playbook
My Globe Prediction: Les Miserables
Best Director Nominees
Ben Affleck, "Argo"
Kathryn Bigelow, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Ang Lee, "Life of Pi"
Steven Spielberg, "Lincoln"
Quentin Tarantino, "Django Unchained"
This is a crap shoot. Anyone of these directors could win and there would be little second guessing. Personally I have the order Affleck, Lee, Spielberg, Tarantino and Bigelow in that order.
My Choice: Ben Affleck for Argo
My Globe Prediction: Kathryn Bigelow for Zero Dark Thirty
Best Actress in a Drama
Jessica Chastain, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Marion Cotillard, "Rust and Bone"
Helen Mirren, "Hitchcock"
Naomi Watts, "The Impossible"
Rachel Weisz, "The Deep Blue Sea"
This should be easy. However, don't overlook Marion Cotillard with the Hollywood Foreign Press.
My Choice: Jessica Chastain for Zero Dark Thirty
My Globe Prediction: Jessica Chastain for Zero Dark Thirty
Best Actor in a Drama
Daniel Day-Lewis, "Lincoln"
Richard Gere, "Arbitrage"
John Hawkes, "The Sessions"
Joaquin Phoenix, "The Master"
Denzel Washington, "Flight"
The envelope has been made out since November. Unless the Weinstein company can intercept for Joaquin, it belongs to Lincoln.
My Choice: Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln
My Globe Prediction: Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln
Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy
Jack Black, "Bernie"
Bradley Cooper, "Silver Linings Playbook"
Hugh Jackman, "Les Miserables"
Ewan McGregor, "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
Bill Murray, "Hyde Park on Hudson"
Another tossup between Les Mis' Hugh Jackman and Bradley Cooper of Silver Linings. However, Jack Black's performance was brilliant.
My Choice: Hugh Jackman for Les Miserables
My Globe Prediction: Hugh Jackman for Les Miserables
Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy
Emily Blunt, "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
Judi Dench, "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel"
Jennifer Lawrence, "Silver Linings Playbook"
Maggie Smith, "Quartet"
Meryl Streep, "Hope Springs"
Should already be engraved.
My Choice: Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook
My Globe Prediction: Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook
Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, "The Master"
Sally Field, "Lincoln"
Anne Hathaway, "Les Miserables"
Helen Hunt, "The Sessions"
Nicole Kidman, "The Paperboy"
Also in the "already engraved" category.
My Choice: Anne Hathaway for Les Miserables
My Globe Prediction: Anne Hathaway for Les Miserables
Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, "Argo"
Leonardo DiCaprio, "Django Unchained"
Philip Seymour Hoffman, "The Master"
Tommy Lee Jones, "Lincoln"
Christoph Waltz, "Django Unchained"
I believe that anyone other than Arkin would not be a surprise. Hoffman and Jones are the frontrunners.
My Choice: Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained
My Globe Prediction: Tommy Lee Jones for Lincoln
Best Screenplay
Mark Boal, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Tony Kushner, "Lincoln"
David O'Russell, "Silver Linings Playbook"
Quentin Tarantino, "Django Unchained"
Chris Terrio, "Argo"
I believe Angels in America author Tony Kushner has the momentum.
My Choice: Tony Kushner for Lincoln
My Globe Prediction: Tony Kushner for Lincoln
Best Foreign Language Film
"Amour"
"A Royal Affair"
"The Intouchables"
"Kon-Tiki"
"Rust and Bone"
Amour seems to have a head of steam, but there are four films here who could win. It is the Hollywood Foreign Press after all.
My Choice: The Intouchables
My Globe Prediction: Amour
Best Animated Feature
"Rise of the Guardians"
"Brave"
"Frankenweenie"
"Hotel Transylvania"
"Wreck-It Ralph"
The love affair with Tim Burton will probably continue, but look out for Wreck It Ralph. My picks Paranorman and Le Tableau didn't make the nominees.
My Choice: Frankenweenie
My Globe Prediction: Frankenweenie
Best Original Song
"For You," music and lyrics by Monty Powell, Keith Urban ("Act of Valor")
"Not Running Anymore," music and lyrics by Jon Bon Jovi ("Stand Up Guys")
"Safe & Sound," music and lyrics by Taylor Swift, John Paul White, Joy Williams, T Bone Burnett ("The Hunger Games")
"Skyfall," music and lyrics by Adele and Paul Epworth ("Skyfall")
"Suddenly," music by Claude-Michel Schonberg and lyrics by Herbert Kretzmer and Alain Boublil ("Les Miserables")
Seriously, the only competition to Adele is one of the least moving songs in Les Miserables.
My Choice: Skyfall (Adele)
My Globe Prediction: Skyfall (Adele)
Best Original Score
Mychael Danna, "Life of Pi"
Alexandre Desplat, "Argo"
Dario Marianelli, "Anna Karenina"
Tom Tykwer, Johnny Klimek and Reinhold Heil, "Cloud Atlas"
John Williams, "Lincoln"
This is typically a tough one to predict. Its hard to pick against John Williams.
My Choice: Dario Marianelli for Anna Karinina
My Globe Prediction: John Williams for
Lincoln
Moment of the night Prediction. Tina Fay and Amy Poehler skewer Joaquin Phoenix for griping about having to do awards circuit press with a "Really???" segment.
Happy viewing!!!